Relics
AlphaPlanned. Not playable yet.
About
- Old things from before the town. They look like ordinary early-2000s junk. They aren't, quite. The town treats them as cute, old and slightly odd.
- This list is never complete. Relics are still being found, and nobody knows how many there are.
Known relics (so far)
| Relic | What it looks like | The impossible thing | Hint |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Ancient CD-ROM | A shiny install disc, "VOLUME ?" on the label | Never scratches. Reads differently every year. | Made to remember things. What, for whom? |
| The Towerless Pager | A clip-on pager | Beeps with short numeric codes; there are no towers | Codes resemble Registry numbers that don't exist yet. |
| Everglow | A cracked glow stick | Has never stopped glowing | Power source unknown. Warm, like the Hum. |
| The Patient Pet | A virtual-pet keychain | Its pet never ages, never gets hungry | "It was designed not to need us." |
| The Bearing | A skate bearing | Spins forever once flicked | Kids love it. Elders keep it in a drawer. |
| The Lattice | A palm-sized woven mesh | Weighs a little less than nothing | The only relic "taught manners". Powers brooms. |
| The Polite Calculator | A solar calculator | Answers the question you meant, not the one you typed | Efficient, a bit too efficient. |
| The Blank Map | A folded road map | Shows wherever you're standing, always correct, no names | Nothing the Quiet made has names. |
Related
- Bug field guide: the full roster AlphaUp to 1000 bugs across every scene, with time, weather and season rules.
- Fish: Aquarium and Casino Alpha28 fish planned for an aquarium and the casino fountain.
- Lore books AlphaOld books from the town's founding days, collected for Rita's library.
- Milestone hats AlphaSix hats earned by fishing, shelling, farming, cards, followers and tricks.
- Punch card AlphaOne punch for each day you finish all three dailies. Seven punches pays out.
- Wildlife: Livestock Breeds Alpha76 animals planned for the Farm livestock area, behind the fence.
- Zine rack AlphaSmall lore zines, found about once a play day and read at the library.
- Achilles Tang AlphaThe Achilles Tang is a rare fish in Desktop Halfpipe. Planned for an aquarium and the casino fountain, not in the game yet.
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